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• All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
• Nobody wants a fat lead singer. — Sebastian Bach
• Americans like fat books and thin women. — Russell Baker
• I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk. — Tyra Banks
• It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
• Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat… — Roseanne Barr
• 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. — Dave Barry
• I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I… — Drew Barrymore
• American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat… — Dave Barry
• I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think… — Drew Barrymore
• There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy… — Charles Baudelaire
• I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags… — Lake Bell

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