"Gag me with a spoon!" — Moon Unit Zappa

More Gag Quotes

This quote is filed under Gag Quotes, one of 54 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• In the end, everything is a gag. — Charlie Chaplin
• If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts. — Maya Angelou
• If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a… — Jack Handey
• They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that… — Tracy Morgan
• Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and… — Kim Cattrall
• I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer. — David Mamet
• If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag… — Unknown Author
• In this land of unlimited opportunity, a place where, to paraphrase Woody Allen, any man or woman can realize greatness… — Vincent Canby
• Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with… — Jack Handey
• If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl,"… — Jack Handey
• If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we… — Jack Handey
• I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag… — Bill Mauldin

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