"They say when opportunity knocks you should let……" — Tracy Morgan
"They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining."
—
Tracy Morgan
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
More Ball Quotes
This quote is filed under Ball Quotes,
one of 1,875 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.
— Arthur Ashe
-
I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your…
— Arthur Ashe
-
I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.
— Rodney Atkins
-
I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for…
— Rowan Atkinson
-
It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two!
— Ernie Banks
-
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
— Dave Barry
-
A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing…
— Clara Barton
-
Go on daddy-daughter dates and father-and-sons' outings with your children. As a family, go on campouts and picnics, to ball…
— Ezra Taft Benson
-
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
— Yogi Berra
-
Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It's being able to take…
— Larry Bird
-
It doesn't matter who scores the points, it's who can get the ball to the scorer.
— Larry Bird
-
I loved playing football. In this particular match the ball happened to hit my right eye, the only one which…
— Andrea Bocelli
See all 1,875 Ball Quotes »