Tracy Morgan Quotes

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• The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight. I might have to…
• I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
• Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken…
• I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others,
• They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you…
• Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.
• My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
• And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
• I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.
• I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.
• If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
• What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing…
• I would love to try action films.
• I love 30 Rock because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
• I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.
• Live every week like it's shark week.
• What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.
• You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.
• You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.
• I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

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