All Tracy Morgan Quotes
- This just got awesome! Awesome
- As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll be bigger than Will Smith's son. Ass
- I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett. America
- I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan. Chan
- Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak for the show [30 Rock] from now on. Agreement
- White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease. Disease
- I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love. All
- That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze. American
- I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for… Detergent
- Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope owns Long John Silvers. Catholics
- I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do. Care
- I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror. Biggest
- The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on. Future
- A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory. Barber
- It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it! Arizona
- Your haircut is offensive to lesbians! Haircut
- I'm getting too old for this ship! Old
- Freaky-deakies need love too. Deakies
- Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags. Handbags
- I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong? Expert