"Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!" — Tracy Morgan

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• So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess… — Tom Brady
• In most cultures, you can have a kid at 18 and it's not a big thing. It's not like, 'Oh,… — Julian Casablancas
• When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you… — Marina Abramovic
• Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut… — Samuel Hoffenstein
• He's a haircut and a forehand. — Ivan Lendl
• The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our… — Mary McCarthy
• Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. — P.G. Wodehouse
• The worst sinners, according to Jesus, are not the harlots and publicans, but the religious leaders with their insistence on… — Hugh Nibley
• I have come to accept that if I have a new haircut it is front page news. But having a… — David Beckham
• I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut...$1 for each side. — Raven
• To be honest, I felt more myself with that haircut. I felt bold, and it felt empowering because it was… — Emma Watson
• You know just because you don't like the way it sounds when I say it or you don't like my… — Rachel Maddow

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