"I have never liked haircuts." — John Updike

"I have never liked haircuts."

— John Updike

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339 Quotes by John Updike

John Updike has 339 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You always find things you didn't know you were going to say, and that is the adventure...
Among the repulsions of atheism for me has been its drastic un-interestingness as an intellectual position. Where was the ingenuity,…
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
I imagine most of that stuff on the information highway is roadkill anyway.
I assume my stance, and take back the club, low, slowly; at the top, my eyes fog over, and my…
In memory's telephoto lens, far objects are magnified.
Without rain, there would be no life.
Natural beauty is essentially temporary and sad, hence the impression of obscene mockery which artificial flowers give us.
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
What other sport holds out hope of improvement to a man or a woman over fifty? True, the pros begin…
"Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not…
...as all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive.…

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So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess… — Tom Brady
In most cultures, you can have a kid at 18 and it's not a big thing. It's not like, 'Oh,… — Julian Casablancas
When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you… — Marina Abramovic
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut… — Samuel Hoffenstein
He's a haircut and a forehand. — Ivan Lendl
The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our… — Mary McCarthy
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. — P.G. Wodehouse
The worst sinners, according to Jesus, are not the harlots and publicans, but the religious leaders with their insistence on… — Hugh Nibley
I have come to accept that if I have a new haircut it is front page news. But having a… — David Beckham
I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut...$1 for each side. — Raven
To be honest, I felt more myself with that haircut. I felt bold, and it felt empowering because it was… — Emma Watson
Emo is pathetic. It's a tired attempt at making bad music cool, all while rocking dumb haircuts and unisexual belts.… — Corey Taylor

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