Tracy Morgan Quotes

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• Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.
• I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.
• I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
• I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
• I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
• I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
• Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.
• People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.
• Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
• Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.
• Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in…
• I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
• As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.
• To me, politics is a pile of tricks.
• Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
• People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.
• You gotta understand, my great-grandfather was German and Irish. My grandmother was Indian, and my grandfather was African-American, so we all got a little something…
• If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.
• I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
• What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment.

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