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Funny Quotes by Tracy Morgan
- If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
- I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
- I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
- I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
- Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.
- Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in…
- I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
- I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.
- For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into…
- You can do one of two things: You can be the artist that paints the picture, or you can be in the picture. Once you're…
- I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere.
- I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. I don't really have an opinion. Opinions are like buttholes- everybody's got one,…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin