All Tracy Morgan Quotes
- The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight. I might have to… Difficulty
- I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. Behind
- Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken… Action
- I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, Any
- They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you… Ball
- Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music. Band
- My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. Baste
- And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly. Angry
- I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together. Any
- I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night. Ape
- If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. Funny
- What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing… All
- I would love to try action films. Action
- I love 30 Rock because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. Allows
- I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate. Bad
- Live every week like it's shark week. Every Week
- What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man. Afraid
- You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. Beautiful
- You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic. Geographic
- I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. Great