All Tracy Morgan Quotes
- We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. Freedom
- All women like to look up to their men. All
- All you single fathers got to man up. All
- You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. Dumb
- If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used.… Actually Used
- My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… Better
- I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. Look
- I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. All
- For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into… Business
- When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation. Comedy
- Comedy should be easy, not laboured. Comedy
- The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails! Most
- I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. Eyes
- I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad… Always Tell
- I learned the word "black" in every language just so I know when to be offended. Black
- I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill. Ill
- We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container. Batman
- Here comes the fun cooker! Cooker
- Are you a large child or a small adult? Adult
- Are you a pre-op trans centaur? Centaur