All Tracy Morgan Quotes
- I've always been voted most unlikely. Now that I'm making it, everybody's paying attention to everything I say. Attention
- You want to know what happiness is? It's having something to look forward to, and I have all that stuff to look forward to. Right… All
- You can do one of two things: You can be the artist that paints the picture, or you can be in the picture. Once you're… Artist
- I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere. Club
- You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going… All
- I got a call from my manager. He said, 'Dude, dude, you're nominated!' Then I fell back asleep. I was out cold. LeBron James got… Asleep
- The perception that our community is Oz, that it's The Wire, that's not how it always is in the 'hood.There's little girls jumping double-dutch, there's… Beauty
- I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant. Females
- What do you mean 'let me?' I'm Dad! I do what I want to do! I walk around buck nekkid. My kids hate it, but… Buck
- Twenty-one years is a pretty long walk in the park with someone. So for us to come to this conclusion, it was like a death… Conclusion
- I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. I don't really have an opinion. Opinions are like buttholes- everybody's got one,… All