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• It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first… — Abigail Van Buren
• Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent… — Patricia Heaton
• Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn
• Too many cars, too many factories, too much detergent, too much pesticides, multiplying contrails, inadequate sewage treatment plants, too little… — Paul R. Ehrlich
• Shampoo doesn’t have to foam, but we add foaming chemicals because people expect it each time they wash their hair.… — Charles Duhigg
• A new book is just like any new product, like a detergent. You have to acquaint people with it. They… — Jacqueline Susann
• We, all of us in the First World, have participated in something of a binge, a half century of unbelievable… — Bill McKibben
• People come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it. — Seanbaby
• Buying phosphate-free soap allows you to say, 'My detergent doesn't have the harsh chemicals others do.' The question is, how… — Daniel Goleman
• I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's… — Tina Fey
• The American press exists for one purpose only, and that is to convince Americans that they are living in the… — Gore Vidal
• very quietly, I heard a voice in my ear.It said, in a weird, cheesy, right-out-of-one-of-my-mother’s-novels way, “Ah. Wemeet again.” I… — Sarah Dessen

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