Laundry Quotes

178 quotes by 158 authors

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.' — Cate Blanchett
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. — Fred Allen
When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important. — Mitt Romney
Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top… — Shawn Burr
Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues. — Charlotte Bunch
So silently, peacefully, without hurry, without any tension, without any anguish, move into yourself instantly. It is urgent. Unless meditation becomes urgent to you, it… — Rajneesh
Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing… — Carol Burnett
Raising children, be aware that the piles and piles of laundry will disappear all too soon and that you will, to your surprise, miss them… — Thomas S. Monson
I am opposed to writing about the private lives of living authors and psychoanalyzing them while they are alive. Criticism is getting all mixed up… — Ernest Hemingway
It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade… — Abigail Van Buren
Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry. — Barry Sanders
No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day in a laundry,… — Sylvia Ashton-Warner
There are tiny choices that everyone can make that profoundly affect our collective water use. Like not having the tap on while brushing your teeth,… — Kristen Bell
I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually… — Aisha Tyler
I'm kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don't understand wanting to read about other people's dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest… — Jude Law
I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on… — Sarah Jessica Parker
Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeksâ€”saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat! — Patricia Heaton
Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music. — Gioachino Rossini
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a… — Lee Friedlander
I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant… — Thom Yorke

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