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Laundry Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
- I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths…
- Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all…
- You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
- Did you ever notice how they have commercials on TV with detergents that get out blood stains. If you have blood all over your shirt,…
More Laundry Quotes
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- Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry. — Barry Sanders
- No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day… — Sylvia Ashton-Warner
- Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips… — Patricia Heaton
- I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car.… — Lee Friedlander