Laundry Quotes

178 quotes by 158 authors

[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt causing it to rip in two ] Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think… — Natsuki Takaya
What happened to the alpha-wolf?" "LEGOs." "Legos?" It sounded Greek but I couldn't recall anything mythological with that name. Wasn't it an island? "He was… — Ilona Andrews
What's that?" "The laundry basket?" "No, next to it." "I don't see anything next to it." "It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small. — John Green
Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a bit of screaming,… — Charles Bukowski
Read to your children Twenty minutes a day; You have the time, And so do they. Read while the laundry is in the machine; Read… — Richard Peck
According to Festus, our flying table, Buford, made it back safely while we were in Charleston, so those eagles didn't get him. Unfortunately, he lost… — Rick Riordan
Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry. — Rachel Caine
Find Dad Bust Holy Water Scam Save the World Buy Groceries Do Laundry — Jana Oliver
Cammie's going to be mad she missed this," Macey said to fill the silence. "Excuse me?" Hale asked. "Nothing." She shook her head. "I just...I… — Ally Carter
Well,â€ she said. â€œIâ€™m frustrated.â€ â€œDonâ€™t make me angry-kiss you.â€ â€œGive me the laundry.â€ â€œTempers rising, faces flushed â€¦ This is how it happens. — Rainbow Rowell
We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room. — Bella Abzug
I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own laundry most days,… — Sandra Lerner
If parents could just get their children moving around in the most simple and fun ways - jumping in leaves, dancing to pop music, throwing… — Magnus Scheving
Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the… — E. L. James
I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a… — Dane Cook
It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for… — Zach Cregger
My husband and I have, in some ways, a non-traditional relationship - especially when it comes to domestic duties. He does most of the cooking,… — Therese Fowler
I love being a mother; I hate being a housewife - the cooking, the laundry - because it takes away time I could be with… — Marcia Gay Harden
Long live your laundry! — Billy Mays
I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the… — Hugh Masekela

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