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Laundry Quotes by Dane Cook
- Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
- I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start…
- I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a…
More Laundry Quotes
- An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.' — Cate Blanchett
- When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important. — Mitt Romney
- I am opposed to writing about the private lives of living authors and psychoanalyzing them while they are alive. Criticism is getting… — Ernest Hemingway
- It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market… — Abigail Van Buren
- Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry. — Barry Sanders
- Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips… — Patricia Heaton
- I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car.… — Lee Friedlander
- After enlightenment, the laundry. — Gautama Buddha