Laundry Quotes

178 quotes by 158 authors

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick… — Sherry Stringfield
My laundry list of wants in a partner is basically kindness. I want someone who is kind, and that's kind of where it begins and… — Jennifer Carpenter
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry. — Don Henley
I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was all… — Jackson Browne
People ask me what I do in my spare time, and I look at them blankly, truly believing that I don't even have spare time,… — Kim Harrison
My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home. — Rickie Lee Jones
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room. — Wes Smith
Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it. — Amber Naslund
Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated — Franz Kafka
I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths… — Jerry Seinfeld
Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own. — Laura Schlessinger
Delirious as it can be, sex is only one kind of intimacy, and yet has become the cultural catchment area for all kinds of needs… — Antonella Gambotto-Burke
I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a… — Teri Garr
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start… — Dane Cook
No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and… — Patty Duke
I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean… — Patricia Heaton
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean. — Jenny Holzer
I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories. — Thomas Keller
I do my laundry on a weekly basis. — Kesha
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house. — Denis Leary

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