"Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I……" — Denis Leary
"Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house."
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171 Quotes by Denis Leary
Denis Leary has 171 quotes on this site.
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Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I…
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We drink and we die and continue to drink.
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We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you…
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The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me…
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Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup —…
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There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why…
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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of…
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All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
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Everyone should have an evil secret plan...
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If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault
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Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad
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What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
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