Laundry Quotes

178 quotes by 158 authors

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. — Denis Leary
It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry. — Adam Levine
Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the… — Rafael Nadal
It wasn't so long ago that I was a working mom myself. And I know that sometimes, much as we all hate to admit it,… — Michelle Obama
If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. — Anna Paquin
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. — Laurence J. Peter
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. — Burt Reynolds
I know what it's like to finish the laundry and to look in the basket five minutes later and it's full again. I know what… — Ann Romney
I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets. — Keri Russell
It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it's very romantic when you're older. And it's hard to believe when you're younger. But… — Sheryl Sandberg
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all… — Jerry Seinfeld
I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies. — Wallace Shawn
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry… — Patti Smith
My mother had no end of tragedy in her life. She would make herself get up and take a deep breath and go out and… — Patti Smith
I'd sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don't… — Carrie Underwood
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry. — Elwyn Brooks White
Laundry, liturgy and women's work all serve to ground us in the world, and they need not grind us down. Our daily tasks, whether we… — Kathleen Norris
In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn; color your hair; watch a third of a hockey game. In nineteen minutes, you can bake… — Jodi Picoult
The trouble with Jim was he looked at the world and could not look away. And when you never look away all your life, by… — Ray Bradbury
Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry. — Steve Lopez

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