Laundry Quotes

178 quotes by 158 authors

They know where carter at, straight off the launching pad. Marching on the moon muthafucka I been to mars and back. Cleaner than laundry mats. — Lil Wayne
Do you realize I'm doin' prostitute laundry?! Do you have any idea of how DISGUSTING that is?! — Huey Freeman
These lames gotta hate, see the lyrical wizardry. Airing out my dirty laundry for these niggas that hate cause I'm here. — Kid Cudi
You do dinners at French Laundry and Napa Valley. Scallops and glasses of Dolce that shit's right up your alley. — Drake
That awkward moment when you realize the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky
That awkward moment when you realize that the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky
I still want a mom and dad to take care of me and do my laundry, because I can't do it. No, I'm kidding. I… — Hayden Panettiere
Did you ever notice how they have commercials on TV with detergents that get out blood stains. If you have blood all over your shirt,… — Jerry Seinfeld
There's a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years.… — Al Green
You know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do — Rachel Green
I mean, it's a bit of a double-edged sword being a celebrity and being an actor as I'm sure you know. Your public laundry is… — Daniel Baldwin
I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it's time to let some laundry into your… — Ohteen :)
You should always be careful of who you spill your guts to because they might go back and air your laundry out on the clothesline… — Veedan Shimakuura
Managers are doing jobs they normally wouldn't do like housekeeping, working in the laundry and in the kitchen. — Jerry Hoganson
What you're really looking at is some of the things like housekeeping services, somebody to cook the meals, somebody to do the laundry. There is… — Linda Lanam
Don't put your dirty laundry on Facebook, it only makes it worse. — MLY AB
If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist. — Nikhil Saluja
I have clothes all over my floor. ;) ...Mostly because I don't do my laundry. — Santana

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