Laundry Quotes

178 quotes by 158 authors

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day — Jerry Seinfeld
Rather than dwelling on the past, we should make the most of today, of the here and now, doing all we can to provide pleasant… — Thomas S. Monson
So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry. — Umberto Eco
I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the… — David Sedaris
In the past, I had particularly loved her smell. She always smelled freshed, freshly washed or of freshed laundry or fresh sweat or freshly loved — Bernhard Schlink
Can I ask you a question?" "I'd be disappointed if you didn't." "How many of those suits do you have? Do you like, send them… — D. J. MacHale
Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because we have a… — Christopher Moore
The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry. — Kathleen Norris
Great teams do not hold back with one another. They are unafraid to air their dirty laundry. They admit their mistakes, their weaknesses, and their… — Patrick Lencioni
In case you're wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn't smell that great. Imagine a winter sweater that's been dragged through the mud and left… — Rick Riordan
I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich. — Richelle Mead
He laced his fingers through mine and lifted my hand to his lips. I had gloves on, but he kissed exactly where I wore his… — Richelle Mead
If you two were going to be that obvious about it, why didn't you guys come down in your Team Daniel and Team Miles T-shirts?"… — Lauren Kate
People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the… — Terry Pratchett
Keep your shirt on," she said with a laugh at her bad joke. "Your clothes are at the laundry. They'll deliver them as soon as… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
July 24, 6:03 A.M. The laundry was warm and the rafters were firm, and Michael Holzapfel jumped from the chair as if it were a… — Markus Zusak
apparel, n.: There are times I donâ€™t mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you. — David Levithan
Gaea?â€ Leo shook his head. â€œIsnâ€™t that Mother Nature? Sheâ€™s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear… — Rick Riordan
I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue… — Tina Fey

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