Laundry Quotes

178 quotes by 158 authors

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts — John Barrymore
I am not here to be your housewife, to do your laundry, to clean your house, to raise your kids. I am an independent woman.… — Jenna Bognar
Sometimes we got to bleach people out our lives like a laundry stain! — Torrey Hill
I love doing my laundry and finding money that I didn't even know I had. — ProudLesbian
ON THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS , MY FAMILY GAVE TO ME .... December 26, 2013 at 5:05am ON THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS , MY FAMILY… — Napoleon Natorious Rabb
My lemonade contains artificial flavoring. My laundry detergent contains real lemons. Fuck everything. — Yheeps
My friend said: heh, ive just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded.;P I said: Oh I do that all the… — Unknown Author
Me and my mom at the laundry place doing laundry, haha I seen a dead spider and I asked my mom if thats a spider,… — Patience
I told them, I didnt have to wait that long For Ive known this woman all along. She tucks me in every night She tells… — Deserae Simpson
If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . . — Rick Sutter
Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry. — Barbara Dale
I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted… — Latrell Sprewell
Bitch, I'm who they want be, want see, want see. Used to tell me everything I want be. You gon be, fucking with piranha's and… — Big Sean
Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you when shit is is not appropriate we are tired of… — Katt Williams
I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for… — Tracy Morgan
GTL...Gym, tan, laundry — Jersey Shore
These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos. — Jersey Shore
I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese laundry! — Daffy Duck
I don't have time for laundry. I'm saving lives here. — Dr Gregory House
Laundry day. And there's nothing better than clothes dried in the sun. — Piglet

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