Laundry Detergent Quotes
- It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade… — Abigail Van Buren
- Shampoo doesn’t have to foam, but we add foaming chemicals because people expect it each time they wash their hair. Same thing with laundry detergent.… — Charles Duhigg
- I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue… — Tina Fey
- My lemonade contains artificial flavoring. My laundry detergent contains real lemons. Fuck everything. — Yheeps
- I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for… — Tracy Morgan