Once Tried Quotes
- A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. — Anthony Hopkins
- I once tried playing baseball but I started crying. — Thom Yorke
- I once tried thinking for an entire day, but I found it less valuable than one moment of study. — Xunzi
- I once tried standing up on my toes to see far out in the distance, but I found that I could see much farther by… — Xunzi
- I once tried to make lace - which has been a great obsession of women - unsexy. And I achieved it. — Miuccia Prada
- There’s a big difference between death threats and love letters–even if the person writing the death threats still claims to actually love you. Of course,… — Richelle Mead
- I once tried to give him a friendly little "drugs chat". He politely corrected me on every single fact, then said he'd noticed I drank… — Sophie Kinsella
- I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh. — Clyde Edgerton
- I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for… — Tracy Morgan
- I think I was that kid! I once tried to flush my cat down the teolit! Chad, why's the cat's hind end wet? I put… — Janpaul