Mashed Potatoes Quotes

31 quotes by 31 authors

It was Joseph Smith who taught me how to prize the endearing relationships of father and mother, husband and wife; of brother and sister, son… — Parley P. Pratt
I always remind people from outside our state that thereâ€™s plenty of room for all Alaskaâ€™s animals â€” right next to the mashed potatoes. — Sarah Palin
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero
I heard the opening bar of 'Help' as I headed down Polk Street. Every single time I've heard that tune I've taken it as some… — Oscar Zeta Acosta
My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things. — Timothy M. Dolan
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the… — Robin Leach
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a… — Jack Handey
And if you worry that not finishing the food on your plate is a slap in the face of all the hungry people everywhere, you… — Geneen Roth
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If… — Mitch Hedberg
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand… — Stephen Beaumont
I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes. — Rhona Mitra
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed… — Louis Tomlinson
I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that… — Nick Offerman
My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round. — Cindy Margolis
I didn't leave home until 27. I was an only child raised in Philadelphia by my mother and grandmother. My grandmother controlled the stove. She… — Jill Scott
When I was a kid, my mother used to feed me mashed-potato sandwiches, brussel sprout sandwiches; my brain cells were starving from lack of food.… — Sylvester Stallone
I don't think any other holiday embraces the food of the Midwest quite like Thanksgiving. There's roasted meat and mashed potatoes. But being here is… — Michael Symon
There are some things, after all, that Sally Owens knows for certain: Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary by your garden… — Alice Hoffman
Well, what did you have for lunch?â€ I snapped. â€œSurely thatâ€™s not top secret superhero information.â€ â€œSteak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,â€ Striker… — Jennifer Estep
... Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up. Books, bread and butter, mashed potato - one… — Alan Bennett

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