Barber Quotes
51 quotes by 48 authors
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In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a…
— Michael Caine
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When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
— Bobby Heenan
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Contemporary political theorists continue this type of thinking about democracy by arguing that the development of "public judgment" among regular citizens should be made the…
— Kevin Mattson
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Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
— Wesley Willis
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I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our country and provide leadership and…
— Martha McSally
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I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.
— Jenifer Lewis
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I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.
— Victor Cruz
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Since you (US "drug tsar" McCaffrey) control a federal budget that has just been increased from $17.8 billion last year to $19.2 billion this year,…
— James P. Gray
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If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that.
— Paul Konerko
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Thus when a barber and a collier fight, The barber beats the luckless collier-white; The dusty collier heaves his ponderous sack, And big with vengeance…
— Christopher Smart
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No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if…
— Abraham Verghese
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My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago.
— Donald Johanson
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Don't blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer,…
— Edsger Dijkstra
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
— Bernie Mac
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Being a barber is about taking care of the people.
— Anthony Hamilton
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This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
— Red Barber
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Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
— Brian Clough
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What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede…
— Paul O'Grady
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I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and thread our state…
— Peter Welch
Who Wrote These Barber Quotes
48 authors contributed a total of 51 Barber Quotes, led by these top contributors: