Barber Quotes

51 quotes by 47 authors

Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another. — Kate Smith
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head. — Swizz Beatz
Right at the end of the war I wrote a piano sonata, which was written at a time when Sam Barber used to come down… — Elliott Carter
I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds. — John C. McGinley
The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters dialed in on… — Mark Driscoll
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming… — Samuel Foote
A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to begin, can foretell… — Stephen Leacock
When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money… — Noel Gallagher
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits… — Alan Moore
Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture. — Ezra Pound
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the… — Sean Patrick Thomas
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him. — Dale Carnegie
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. — Benjamin Franklin
Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the size of poppy seeds moving… — Jennifer Egan
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett
The moment to tell my barber I was gay just never came up. — Yotam Ottolenghi
My father had the main barber- and beauty-supply business in the African-American community in Buffalo. — Helene D. Gayle
Among men the barber is cunning; among birds the crow; among beasts the jackal; and among women, the malin (flower girl). — Chanakya
Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber. — Arcine Arciniegas
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the… — Samuel Foote

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