Barber Quotes

51 Barber quotes by 47 unique authors

In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a… — Michael Caine
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan
Contemporary political theorists continue this type of thinking about democracy by arguing that the development of "public judgment" among regular citizens should be made the… — Kevin Mattson
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis
I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our country and provide leadership and… — Martha McSally
I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. — Jenifer Lewis
I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old. — Victor Cruz
Since you (US "drug tsar" McCaffrey) control a federal budget that has just been increased from $17.8 billion last year to $19.2 billion this year,… — Unknown Author
If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that. — Paul Konerko
Thus when a barber and a collier fight, The barber beats the luckless collier-white; The dusty collier heaves his ponderous sack, And big with vengeance… — Christopher Smart
No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if… — Abraham Verghese
My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. — Donald Johanson
Don't blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer,… — Edsger Dijkstra
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. — Bernie Mac
Being a barber is about taking care of the people. — Anthony Hamilton
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all. — Red Barber
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair. — Brian Clough
What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede… — Paul O'Grady
I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and thread our state… — Peter Welch
Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another. — Kate Smith
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head. — Swizz Beatz
Right at the end of the war I wrote a piano sonata, which was written at a time when Sam Barber used to come down… — Elliott Carter
I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds. — John C. McGinley
The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters dialed in on… — Mark Driscoll

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