"If the guy that writes you checks says……" — Paul Konerko
"If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that."
More Barber Quotes
- In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney… — Michael Caine
- When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan
- Contemporary political theorists continue this type of thinking about democracy by arguing that the development of "public judgment" among regular… — Kevin Mattson
- Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis
- I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our… — Martha McSally
- I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. — Jenifer Lewis
- I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old. — Victor Cruz
- Since you (US "drug tsar" McCaffrey) control a federal budget that has just been increased from $17.8 billion last year… — James P. Gray
- Thus when a barber and a collier fight, The barber beats the luckless collier-white; The dusty collier heaves his ponderous… — Christopher Smart
- No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging… — Abraham Verghese
- My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in… — Donald Johanson
- Don't blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too… — Edsger Dijkstra