Barber Shop Quotes
- When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan
- Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis
- I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. — Jenifer Lewis
- If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that. — Paul Konerko
- Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. — Bernie Mac
- What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede… — Paul O'Grady
- I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and thread our state… — Peter Welch
- Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another. — Kate Smith
- The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters dialed in on… — Mark Driscoll
- I wonder how it feels to have to take your girl friend to the barber shop instead of the hair salon..... Wiz Kalifa — Katt Williams
- I wonder how it feels to have to take your girlfriend to the barber shop instead of the hair salon Wiz Kalifa — Katt Williams