Barbers Quotes
48 quotes by 47 authors
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In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a…
— Michael Caine
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Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
— William Shakespeare
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When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
— Bobby Heenan
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Contemporary political theorists continue this type of thinking about democracy by arguing that the development of "public judgment" among regular citizens should be made the…
— Kevin Mattson
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Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
— Wesley Willis
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Many of the younger generation know my name in a vague way and connect it with grotesque inventions, but don't believe that I ever existed…
— Rube Goldberg
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I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our country and provide leadership and…
— Martha McSally
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If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his…
— Benjamin Franklin
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I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.
— Jenifer Lewis
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I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.
— Victor Cruz
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Since you (US "drug tsar" McCaffrey) control a federal budget that has just been increased from $17.8 billion last year to $19.2 billion this year,…
— James P. Gray
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If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that.
— Paul Konerko
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Thus when a barber and a collier fight, The barber beats the luckless collier-white; The dusty collier heaves his ponderous sack, And big with vengeance…
— Christopher Smart
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Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous.
— Albert Einstein
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No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if…
— Abraham Verghese
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My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago.
— Donald Johanson
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I’m no part time dilettante photographer, unlike the bartenders, shoe salesmen, floorwalkers plumbers, barbers, grocery clerks and chiropractors whose great hobby is their camera. All…
— Weegee
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Don't blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer,…
— Edsger Dijkstra
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
— Bernie Mac
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Being a barber is about taking care of the people.
— Anthony Hamilton
Who Wrote These Barbers Quotes
47 authors contributed a total of 48 Barbers Quotes, led by these top contributors: