Barbers Quotes

48 quotes by 47 authors

In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a… — Michael Caine
Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. — William Shakespeare
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan
Contemporary political theorists continue this type of thinking about democracy by arguing that the development of "public judgment" among regular citizens should be made the… — Kevin Mattson
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis
Many of the younger generation know my name in a vague way and connect it with grotesque inventions, but don't believe that I ever existed… — Rube Goldberg
I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our country and provide leadership and… — Martha McSally
If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his… — Benjamin Franklin
I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. — Jenifer Lewis
I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old. — Victor Cruz
Since you (US "drug tsar" McCaffrey) control a federal budget that has just been increased from $17.8 billion last year to $19.2 billion this year,… — James P. Gray
If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that. — Paul Konerko
Thus when a barber and a collier fight, The barber beats the luckless collier-white; The dusty collier heaves his ponderous sack, And big with vengeance… — Christopher Smart
Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous. — Albert Einstein
No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if… — Abraham Verghese
My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. — Donald Johanson
Iâ€™m no part time dilettante photographer, unlike the bartenders, shoe salesmen, floorwalkers plumbers, barbers, grocery clerks and chiropractors whose great hobby is their camera. All… — Weegee
Don't blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer,… — Edsger Dijkstra
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. — Bernie Mac
Being a barber is about taking care of the people. — Anthony Hamilton

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