"Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks……" — Albert Einstein

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• In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney… — Michael Caine
• Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. — William Shakespeare
• When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan
• Contemporary political theorists continue this type of thinking about democracy by arguing that the development of "public judgment" among regular… — Kevin Mattson
• Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis
• Many of the younger generation know my name in a vague way and connect it with grotesque inventions, but don't… — Rube Goldberg
• I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our… — Martha McSally
• If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more… — Benjamin Franklin
• I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. — Jenifer Lewis
• I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old. — Victor Cruz
• Since you (US "drug tsar" McCaffrey) control a federal budget that has just been increased from $17.8 billion last year… — Unknown Author
• If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that. — Paul Konerko

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