Socks Quotes

210 quotes by 199 authors

I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer. — Neil Armstrong
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing… — Roseanne Barr
Men can absent themselves from real life for their art more easily. Women are anchored into the quotidian business of getting food on the table,… — Geraldine Brooks
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. — Billy Carter
Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am… — Jim Gaffigan
A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster. — Earl Long
I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet. — Cynthia Nixon
Colombe Josse is the older Jesse daughter. Colombe Jesse is also a sort of tall blonde leek who dresses like a penniless Bohemian. If there… — Muriel Barbery
I am made for autumn. Summer and I have a fickle relationship, but everything about autumn is perfect to me. Woolly jumpers, Wellington boot, scarves,… — Alys Fowler
I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone… — Julie Burchill
Whether we know it or not, we transmit the presence of everyone we have ever known, as though by being in each other's presence we… — Natalie Goldberg
The lads really ran their socks into the ground. — Alex Ferguson
Holy is the dish and drain, the soap and sink, and the cup and plate and the warm wool socks, and the cold white tile,… — Carrie Newcomer
My job is â€” I make socks. Thatâ€™s all I do. I donâ€™t necessarily care about theÂ show. I would rather film this â€” me… — Rob Kardashian
Bad Boys II has knocked everyone's socks off. — Joe Pantoliano
I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. Itâ€™s the most fun… — Noel Fielding
You know my feelings: Every day is a gift. It's just, does it have to be a pair of socks? — James Gandolfini
I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what… — Robert Mitchum
When I want to feel sexy, I like to dance-even if I'm at home by myself in my knee-high socks sliding there like 'Risky Business'â€¦… — AnnaLynne McCord
Never run in the rain with your socks on. — Billie Joe Armstrong

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