Best Barbers Quotes

48 Barbers quotes by 47 unique authors

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede… — Paul O'Grady
I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and thread our state… — Peter Welch
Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another. — Kate Smith
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head. — Swizz Beatz
Right at the end of the war I wrote a piano sonata, which was written at a time when Sam Barber used to come down… — Elliott Carter
I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds. — John C. McGinley
The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters dialed in on… — Mark Driscoll
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming… — Samuel Foote
With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kemb'st the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers take a costly… — John Dryden
A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to begin, can foretell… — Stephen Leacock
When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money… — Noel Gallagher
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits… — Alan Moore
Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture. — Ezra Pound
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the… — Sean Patrick Thomas
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him. — Dale Carnegie
That was in Crescent City, California, up near the Oregon border. I left soon after. But today I was thinking of that place, of Crescent… — Raymond Carver
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. — Benjamin Franklin
Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the size of poppy seeds moving… — Jennifer Egan
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett
There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that… — Hernando Cortes
Comin through like the president. Wave at barbers and drivers. I let my trunk do the jump and they flag us down and they stop… — Killa Kyleon
YOU WILL KNOW THE BARBERS SKILL AFTER SHAVE. — Yssubramanyam
You know how Utamaro's beauties sought The end of love in their all-speaking braids. Alas! Have all the barbers lived in vain That not one… — Wallace Stevens (1879_1955)

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