Best Barbers Quotes
48 Barbers quotes by 47 unique authors
-
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede…
— Paul O'Grady
-
I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and thread our state…
— Peter Welch
-
Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another.
— Kate Smith
-
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head.
— Swizz Beatz
-
Right at the end of the war I wrote a piano sonata, which was written at a time when Sam Barber used to come down…
— Elliott Carter
-
I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds.
— John C. McGinley
-
The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters dialed in on…
— Mark Driscoll
-
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming…
— Samuel Foote
-
With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kemb'st the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers take a costly…
— John Dryden
-
A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to begin, can foretell…
— Stephen Leacock
-
When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money…
— Noel Gallagher
-
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits…
— Alan Moore
-
Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture.
— Ezra Pound
-
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the…
— Sean Patrick Thomas
-
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.
— Dale Carnegie
-
That was in Crescent City, California, up near the Oregon border. I left soon after. But today I was thinking of that place, of Crescent…
— Raymond Carver
-
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
— Benjamin Franklin
-
Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the size of poppy seeds moving…
— Jennifer Egan
-
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
— Warren Buffett
-
There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that…
— Hernando Cortes
-
Comin through like the president. Wave at barbers and drivers. I let my trunk do the jump and they flag us down and they stop…
— Killa Kyleon
-
YOU WILL KNOW THE BARBERS SKILL AFTER SHAVE.
— Yssubramanyam
-
You know how Utamaro's beauties sought The end of love in their all-speaking braids. Alas! Have all the barbers lived in vain That not one…
— Wallace Stevens (1879_1955)
Who Wrote These Barbers Quotes
47 authors contributed a total of 48 Barbers Quotes, led by these top contributors: