Barber Quotes

51 Barber quotes by 47 unique authors

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming… — Samuel Foote
A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to begin, can foretell… — Stephen Leacock
When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money… — Noel Gallagher
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits… — Alan Moore
Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture. — Ezra Pound
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the… — Sean Patrick Thomas
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him. — Dale Carnegie
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. — Benjamin Franklin
Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the size of poppy seeds moving… — Jennifer Egan
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett
The moment to tell my barber I was gay just never came up. — Yotam Ottolenghi
My father had the main barber- and beauty-supply business in the African-American community in Buffalo. — Helene D. Gayle
Among men the barber is cunning; among birds the crow; among beasts the jackal; and among women, the malin (flower girl). — Chanakya
Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber. — Arcine Arciniegas
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the… — Samuel Foote
A barber learns to shave by shaving fools — Romanian Proverb
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory. — Tracy Morgan
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In… — Cedric The Entertainer
Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What'd… — Cedric The Entertainer
Talk and get spun around like barber chairs — Unknown Author
I think I need a barber None of these ** can fade me. Im so good with this, I remind you I'm so hood with… — Beyonce
Sorry junior, I already ruined ya Cause you aint even alive, paparazzi pursuin ya. Sins of a father make yo life ten times harder I… — Jay-Z
I wonder how it feels to have to take your girl friend to the barber shop instead of the hair salon..... Wiz Kalifa — Katt Williams
I wonder how it feels to have to take your girlfriend to the barber shop instead of the hair salon Wiz Kalifa — Katt Williams
MAKE SURE BARBER IS SHARP, NOT THE INSTRUMENTS. — Yssubramanyam

Who Wrote These Barber Quotes

47 authors contributed a total of 51 Barber Quotes, led by these top contributors: