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Mitch Hedberg has 172 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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Popular Tap Dancer quotes from across the collection:
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A tap dancer is really a frustrated drummer.
— Eleanor Powell
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I`m basically a hoofer, a tap dancer. I was always very good from the waist down, moving with the feet... I became…
— Donald O'Connor
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When I was a child I wanted to be Pope. My greatest disappointment is missing out on that. I also wanted to…
— Peter Ackroyd
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I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
— Mitch Hedberg
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I just hate to be in one corner. I hate to be put as only a guitar player, or either only as…
— Jimi Hendrix
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I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.
— Andy Warhol
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In the high school classroom you are a drill sergent, a rabbi, a shoulder to cry on, a disciplinarian, a singer, a…
— Frank McCourt
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I trained in every form of dance - started as a tap dancer when I was a kid, then contemporary, ballet, ballroom,…
— Nigel Lythgoe
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