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Take Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a…
- I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take…
- A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace…
- My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he…
- I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in.…
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