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- I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little… — Neil Patrick Harris
- Aspiring black leaders are often asked to transcend race, even though no one ever asked, say, Hillary Clinton to transcend gender. This… — Gwen Ifill
- Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go… — Jack Handey
- Opportunity never sneaks up on those who straddle the fence of indecision. — Napoleon Hill
- Information networks straddle the world. Nothing remains concealed. But the sheer volume of information dissolves the information. We are unable to take… — Gunter Grass
- The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. — Will Rogers
- When you straddle a thing it takes a long time to explain it. — Will Rogers
- I often joke that I straddle psychosis and neurosis, and that being an artist keeps me in the middle, so I can… — Sam Taylor-Wood
- Q: What’s hard for you? A: Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a… — Tom Waits
- She has her own glamour, Willy lad. All poets do, all the bards and artists, all the musicians who truly take the… — Emma Bull
- ...I would think how words go straight up in a thin line, quick and harmless, and how terribly doing goes along the… — William Faulkner
- Sometimes we feel we straddle two cultures; at other times, that we fall between two stools. — Salman Rushdie