"The reason political party platforms are so long……" — Will Rogers
"The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it."
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622 Quotes by Will Rogers
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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