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Sticks Quotes by Jack Handey
- I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant…
- Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
- I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye…
- Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up.
- Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were…
- A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to…
- When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
- Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives. In…
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- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. — Dave Barry
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- I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my… — Halle Berry
- Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. — Josh Billings
- I've been traveling in Guatemala in the rainforest, and here all these houses are made of sticks. It seems so easy to… — Bjork
- Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a… — Jolene Blalock
- I learnt pity, sympathy, and what it was like to be at the other end of the stick. Such lessons can't be… — Lionel Blue
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