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Spouse Quotes by Dave Barry
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- As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that…
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- As the most social apes, we inhabit a mirror-world in which every important relationship, whether with spouse, friend or child, shapes the… — Diane Ackerman
- The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It… — Andrew Bernstein
- Conjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have weakened, withered, and disappeared. — Mortimer Adler
- It's important to take time for your spouse and nurture the relationship. — Christina Aguilera
- And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my footsteps, and preside… — Barbara Bush
- Every man needs slaves like he needs clean air. To rule is to breathe, is it not? And even the most disenfranchised… — Albert Camus
- Pray for your mate. Ask God to soften your heart and show you ways to be a better spouse. — Willie Aames
- Does this mean we will always understand our challenges? Won't all of us, sometime, have reason to ask, 'O God, where art… — Robert D. Hales
- A 2002 Oxford study showed counting sheep actually delays the onset of sleep. It's just too dull to stop us from worrying… — A. J. Jacobs
- I never tell one client that I cannot attend his sales convention because I have a previous engagement with another client; successful… — David Ogilvy
- Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not… — P.J. O'Rourke
- The more pure and chaste is a soul, the more it hungers for this Bread [Jesus in the Eucharist], from which it… — Pope Pius XII