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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Rincewind shivered. He was not, of course, an atheist; on the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists. On the few occasions…
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My dad has always been very proud of me but I think I have exceeded his expectations. When I told him I…
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If for some reason you are unsure where to go, all you have to do is stand there looking lost, and within…
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On the dashboard of our family car is a shallow indentation about the size of a paperback book. If you are looking…
— Bill Bryson
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Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.
— Janet Evanovich
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I asked for very little from life, and even this little was denied me. A nearby field, a ray of sunlight, a…
— Fernando Pessoa
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When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
— Unknown Author
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A wise black man once told me... do you have any spare change you can give me?
— Green Monk
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Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports…
— Babloo
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