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Sorry Quotes by Jack Handey
- The old pool shooter has won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did…
- To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can…
- I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was,…
- If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you…
More Sorry Quotes
- The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. — Red Auerbach
- There is something so amiable in the prejudices of a young mind, that one is sorry to see them give way to… — Jane Austen
- No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist. — Walter Bagehot
- You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you. You're dealt… — Drew Barrymore
- Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
- I am immensely contrite. And I'm sorry for the damage I've done. — Jayson Blair
- In the inner city, there's a mentality that the government owes you something. My breakthrough came when I stopped feeling sorry for… — Mary J. Blige
- And if I were the president, I'd go out there and I'd emphasize the things I have done, and I'd say, 'Some… — Michael Bloomberg
- We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. — Aesop
- I'm sorry that I can't snap my fingers and undo 50 years of bad American foreign policy. — Harry Browne
- Girls blush, sometimes, because they are alive, half wishing they were dead to save the shame. The sudden blush devours them, neck… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Because sorry to say, women run the house. They run the family. They hold things up. I mean, it's like you don't… — Sophia Bush