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- When boys and girls go out to play there is always someone left behind, and the boy who is left behind is… — Paul Potts
- Someone left the cake out in the rain — Jimmy Webb
- Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone… — Jack Handey
- The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. — Tim Vine
- Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to… — Richard Harris
- I had always had a little problem looking out for myself in love. I was afraid people would leave me. So I… — Deb Caletti
- In a dog's world, only three states existed: "now," "in a while," and "forever." If someone left, he was gone "forever," and… — Mercedes Lackey
- Once, when I was young and true. Someone left me sad - Broke my brittle heart in two; And that is very… — Dorothy Parker
- The beauty of open-source is that you can pick up right where someone left off and start right there. — Matt Mullenweg
- Did u ever feel someone left a mark on you and it stayed there a chain was my mark of a permanent… — Courtney Hood
- Someone left the door open Who left me outside? I'm bent I'm not broken Come live in my life. All the words… — Hollywood Undead
- Just because someone left you doesn't mean that you're not good enough or you don't deserve them Its simply that they don't… — Farah Mustafa