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Some Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- But truly, women are amazing. Think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. Then a woman can deliver the…
- How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a coat out of…
- I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people…
- I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really…
- I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I…
- We are all a little weird. And we like to think that there is always someone weirder. I mean, I am sure some of you…
- "I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street,…
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- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes
- If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when… — Aristotle
- To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does… — Aristotle
- Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for this reason… — Aristotle
- We have some material on spying by a major government on the tech industry. Industrial espionage. — Julian Assange
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives. — Richard Bach
- I would not suggest the U.S. should sit down with the North Koreans bilaterally immediately after they've fired missiles - because the… — Richard Armitage
- What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- For some young people, their first experience ever hearing punk rock music was playing the Green Bay Packers on 'Madden'. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I'm not going to conform to some consumer need. — Billie Joe Armstrong