"But truly, women are amazing. Think about it……" — Jim Gaffigan
"But truly, women are amazing. Think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. Then a woman can deliver the baby through her body. Then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body. When you compare that to the male’s contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing, really."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
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