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Sized Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
- When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
- I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but…
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- You need an extra large spoon for that over sized pot of shit you're stirring! — Sarah Moores
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- Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. — Dave Barry
- Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends. — Henry Ward Beecher