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Should Quotes by George Carlin
- I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
- At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
- The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a…
- And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning…
- I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be…
- I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then…
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will…
- I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label. I…
- Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
- Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.
- You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely…
- I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off…
- They say that instead of cursing the darkness, one should light a candle. Nothing is mentioned, though, about cursing a lack of candles.
- I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them…
- Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn…
- I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should…
- Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
- I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
More Should Quotes
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I love working with the right actor, and if the right actor happens to be unknown, that should be allowed, too, I… — J. J. Abrams
- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle
- It is clearly better that property should be private, but the use of it common; and the special business of the legislator… — Aristotle
- It's our hearts and brains that we should exercise more often. You can put on all the makeup you want, but it… — Kevyn Aucoin
- The alliance should agree... to an effective NATO role against the new threats presented by international terrorism and weapons of mass destruction. — Jose Maria Aznar
- I would not suggest the U.S. should sit down with the North Koreans bilaterally immediately after they've fired missiles - because the… — Richard Armitage
- It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. — Richard Armour
- I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House… — Neil Armstrong
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash
- The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes. — Bella Abzug
- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the… — Arthur Ashe