"Don't give your money to the church. They……" — George Carlin

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• But, actually, so many of the clerics that I've met, particularly the Church of England clerics, are people of such… — Rowan Atkinson
• It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be,… — Jane Austen
• If I should say anything that is not in conformity with what is held by the Holy Roman Catholic Church,… — Teresa of Avila
• I was born into a Christian family and brought up in a Lutheran church. My faith has been the center… — Michele Bachmann
• We must never forget what government is not. Government is not a philanthropic organization. Government is not the family. And… — Michele Bachmann
• I don't know that the Libertarian Party has an official position on the separation of church and state. — Michael Badnarik
• I am politically pro-choice, but personally pro-life. I have my faith but refuse to force it on the world at… — Julianna Baggott
• A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together… — Russell Baker
• People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery,… — Mikhail Bakunin
• I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were… — Don Adams
• See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious. — Charles Barkley
• In the Church of Jesus Christ there can and should be no non-theologians. — Karl Barth

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